I have known love.  She is a cunt filled with honey.



 

Sometimes I am so amazing that I fuck myself.

Regardless, the shit stinging bug laid her eggs deep underground.  They lay dormant for twenty years then hatch and swarm.

 

The sky was ovulating and the dog spoke three words: "How about it?"

 

Shoelace diaries!Fog horns!Sea urchin families!Looking away from the fireworks show!Eating cocker spaniels!Waitress with a round ass!Charlie Chaplin look-a-like contest!Egg salad sandwiches!Band-aids for blisters!Fake death!Romance with dogs!Hard red clay!Savages digging holes in the Earth to fuck!My private snuff film collection!Bowling trophies!Casey Kasem!Unsolved murders!Diabetic dwarfs!Jewish whores!Throwing the fight!Eskimo rites of death!Unshaved legs!A choir of eunuch boys!Maggot eaten corpses!Grocery shopping!The death of my high school quarterback!Revenge of the unblinking sharks!Circumcision party!Grape leaves!Travelling light!Dying galaxies!Theme park rides!

Brad Neely is back.
Check out the new www.creasedcomics.com
 

 

I found my calling:  Photographing babes doing awful things.  Maybe I'll direct a porno soon?  Who knows.

 

 

First video project of the school year.  Feedback appreciated, criticism discouraged.